- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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