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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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