What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Politics

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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