- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

5 people are walking

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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