Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Loner.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Asians

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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