- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Will nearis is here! Get it

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

this is not a drill.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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