What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

womens rights

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

soccer

so the weather's nice...

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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