- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

i have an apple. now suck my dick

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

whats your budget like? a budget.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Womens rights

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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