What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

womens rights

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

soccer

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

so the weather's nice...

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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