- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Nuneaton..

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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