- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Autism speaks but not really

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

British Dentistry

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

I'm hungry.

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