- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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