What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Grammer is very important

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Bean.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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