- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

your social life.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

women sports....

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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