This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Catholicism.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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