One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Donkey lips

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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