- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Donkey lips

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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