- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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