Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

anal seepage

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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