Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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