- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

its all aodhan

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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