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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

kesha is a virgin.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

I woke up today

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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