Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

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