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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

George Bush.

A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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