A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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So you there Red?

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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How are you this morning?

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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