- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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