No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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A man buys free health care...

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Sonic

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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boobs

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Fat people.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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