What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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George Bush.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Anti Joke

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