- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Women's Rights.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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