- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

VAGINA.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

One below was by me: Walter H

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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