A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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