- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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