Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Oh...okay, good.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Jews

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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