- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Caca.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Knock knock! Ding dong.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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