guess what chicken butt

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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