- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kesha is a virgin.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

gabbi nunez ;)

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

I woke up today

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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