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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What can fly? Lots of things

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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