And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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