- Anti Joke

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!