What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Nice belt.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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