A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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are you gay does your mom know

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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