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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks