Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Knock Knock Come in.

homosexuals are gay

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Caca.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Rebecca Black.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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