Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Womens rights

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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