ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Are you a tree

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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