- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

what happens every day? People die

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

I just drank a cola.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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