What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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How come grilled cheese?

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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