- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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