- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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