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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

men's rights.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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what did the farmer do? plant

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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