- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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