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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

Robin, Get in the Car

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Knock Knock. Come in.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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