What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Apple juice.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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