why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Nickleback.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Anti Joke

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