there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What do you call a black man? A person

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

brittney griner

Pain Olympics.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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