How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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You're a frog

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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