What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

general tso's broccoli

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

A blonde walked into a bar.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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