Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Christianity

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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