Cancer.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What can fly? Lots of things

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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