- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Mormons having fun.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

A white person at Harvard

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

kill yourself

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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