A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

I have a gay camel

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Do u take sugar?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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