whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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