- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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