Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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