What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Womens Rights

all jokes aside...

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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