- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

i have two hands.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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