i have a christmas tree.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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