What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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NEVER

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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