- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Apple juice.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

What's red, blue & green all over?

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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