My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What can fly? Lots of things

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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