Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Type better antijokes above

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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My name is Harry.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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