I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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mark lawson likes boys

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Justin's humor

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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