I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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