Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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You're a frog

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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