what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

I <3 Hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Religionh

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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