- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Church.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a black man? Black

its snowing on mount fuji

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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