- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Do u take sugar?

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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