why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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