- Anti Joke

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"