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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

A blonde walked into a bar.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

general tso's broccoli

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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